so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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