There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
