and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
What a dumb baby whore.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Everclear isn't food dammit
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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