By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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