Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We just shotgunned beers for America
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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