i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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