i already hear my dad disowning me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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