I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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