I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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