P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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