OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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