at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
tell me about the fingering
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