i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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