I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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