If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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