So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize
