Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
