he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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