One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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