Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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