how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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