So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
