carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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