i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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