Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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