my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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