S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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