butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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