And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
