we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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