did you get engaged???
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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