used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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