i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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