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why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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