Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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