Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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