when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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