wanna go halves on a baby?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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