I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
