i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm sobbing to NWA
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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