ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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