I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
DRUNK COOKIES
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