I want to stick my p in your. b.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
sarcasm needs its own font
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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