I accidentally had phone sex last night
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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