I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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