Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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