I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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