careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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