from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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