so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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